My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
When your imagination goes beyond your drawing...
thisismysliceoflife: And your hand is angry like:
rally 'round the history: What if Loki actually... →
ladyhistory: Thor’s hand trembled as he reached out to touch the arm of his fallen brother, still laying where he had been crushed into the concrete floor. A ragged breath escaped Loki’s lips, and his eyes slowly opened, searching, trying to focus on the figure hovering over him. “Brother, you will live,”…
Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
growingupwontbringusdown: foshoitskaitlyn: acousticmemories: tobeunmade: theroyal-we: theraddy: tyleroakley: Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon. I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man. HOLY SHIT, DUDE BRO, i would by an album from him in a heart beat. Jimmy is basically the GPOY of everyone once Jeremy starts singing… his face is just like…...
did you know that running is something some people do on purpose
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
Categorizing Mother Nature
itsmrsrobinson: Mashup – Who Knew Someone Like...
thelilnan: r-uoi: myotishi: the original art vs fan art debate cracks me up because the most famous artists in history are famous for their bible fanarts i feel validated all of a sudden ugh can’t you be original for one second da vinci i mean gawd
suckmydirk: Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare
Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide
Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.