May 2013
the-oscar-of-leonardo-dicaprio:
I’d like to believe if Will Graham ran a clothes design label his slogan would be ‘This is my Design’.
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brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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nyozeka:
i hope my first child is a dragon
Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
justxlosersxlikexme:
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
billfuckinghader:
“eat healthier”
“you should exercise more”
ger-o-nim-o:
grantaire-dont-care:
dancing queen
young and sweet
only sewenteen
OH GOD HES SO CUTE HELP
mintsmintsmints:
captorihardlyknowher:
count-vulvula:
thedivingboard:
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
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holy shit, i’m graduating.
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pegthepatriarchy:
Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
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rynvasnormandy:
hannibal sex tip: right before your partner is about to orgasm, grab their face in your hands, look them dead in the eyes and moan, “this is my design.”
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows:
1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
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filliongood:
i hate when people are like “there’s no such thing as an ugly baby” cause there sure as fuck is
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averypottersenioryear:
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
owlapin:
owlapin:
owlapin:
MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING
you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...
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